Benefits of Being Stung by a Bee

Dr. Svaart Zenzook of Munich did a most recent study that bee stingers reduce pain post-surgery. It is common for a patient, after surgery to experience bruising and pain. Here is what Dr. Svaart had to say about his most recent discovery, “We recently worked with 10 patients who had brain surgery….24 hours later they are often in horrible pain due to the nature of the severity of head trauma…….we then put them back in the OR……myself and another doctor poured honey on the patients ankles and then we release 152 bee’s on their ankles…….stung the shit out of each of these patients in the ankle region…..in every instance, each patient said they no longer felt any level of head trauma and cranial inflammation was greatly reduced.

We did speak with a patient named Bill Sourpuss and he had this to say, “No cranial inflammation on this guy….but those assholes didn’t ask me I was allergic to bee’s……any ways…as stated before….no head trauma anymore……I now have pollen swenis!”