Better Than Stun Gun

In an effort to build a positive image in the community, police have come up with a new weapon to disengage unruly suspects. Todd Pelfry, a self made millionaire inventor, had focused his effort on helping community policing. Todd explained his latest invention, “I created a new version of a stun gun, however mine doesn’t use electricity to disable suspects. My Fun Gun as I call it injects endorphins with the right mixture of Serotonin and Epinephrine to cause an immediate orgasm to both male and females. We performed a study that included 20 males and 20 females, and it was such a success that the next trial we had to turn down over 2000 volunteers 90% of which were unhappily married woman, who wanted to be part of our trial. In every single trial 100% of our participants orgasmed. I mean it was so successful that we had to go to Costco and buy all of their tissue paper off their shelves, if you now what I mean. We have already instituted our product in 5 municipalities and the results are extremely positive. The only downside is that we have repeat offenders who are now willing to be disorderly and run with their hands up in the air at the cops, just to get Fun Gunned, as we call it. Our cops love it and are starting to use their body camera to take stills of the criminals orgasm face to use as their booking photo, which they say is hilarious. In precincts where they use this technique lawsuits are down 87%, its just that effective. We are even trying to get Kleenex to sponsor our newest campaign.”