BIC See’s White Out Has Other Applications

White Out has been used to remove typos for years for letters and other printed documents. The innovation team at BIC found White Out can be used to change your skin tone and make it lighter. The result has been making white people even whiter. Why is this important is the question? The Chief of Innovation Officer, Dave Imahonkey had this to say, “Look, I am white…I want to be whiter…..after several tests it became clear that this also protects from UV rays….we tested it on 35,000 subjects…..they are all whiter and have less sunburn since we made them all lay under a sun lamp for 30 hours straight……..anyways, all I care is this shit affects the bottom line or I am out of a job and now I look fnn stupid….yes, whiter!”