Bigger Belly Button at 40 +

Medical research has evidence that men with the name “Mike” will develop an outie belly button my the age of 40 + that gets to the size of a full sized orange. It is a genetic abnormality that can not be removed due to all the tissue and blood flow in that region.

David Innerbelly who suffers from this had this to say, “This is messed up…I just met a new girl named Apple Weiss….we were getting nasty at my apartment and then my shirt was pulled off……she saw the orange sized belly button and made fresh orange juice (with extra pulp)……eggs…then left…..have not heard from her since…….however, she did leave a message and told me she moved to California and now works for Tropicana and is a leading food chemist….now that is ffffd up!”