Bill Gates to Release New Genetically Modified Organisms to Help with Species Control

In the wake of the successful release of millions of genetically modified mosquitoes in Texas and Florida, with previously unseen Malaria popping up in both states, and EPA approval for the release of millions more, the Bill Gates Foundation for Global Domination is moving into phase 2. Phase 2 involves the release of thousand of Genetically Modified Terminators, commonly known as Model 101s or T-800s, in order to control the human population. The first wave of GMT’s have already been shipped by Cyberdyne Systems and will be sent into Texas and Florida as well, with further roll outs planned in most southern states pending the success of the initial release. You may be familiar with Model 101s as they resemble Arnold Schwarzenegger and were the first model of Terminator to feature living tissue over a robotic hyper-alloy endoskeleton. Nearly indestructible, they also have an unshakable focus and drive to accomplish their programmed mission.  Moreover, the Model 101 is almost indecipherable from humans outside of it’s incredible strength, and its advanced AI allows it to make weapons out of virtually any object. These models will be programmed to indiscriminately thin the human population, and they forecast the population of Texas will be shrunk to 15 million with two weeks, and Florida down to 11 million in the same mount of time.  If all goes well, the BGFGD projects they can have the US population down to 100 million of the best and brightest within six months. Bill Gates himself said he has already handpicked the people who will survive, from files he has created over years and years of gathering information through backdoors in Microsoft computers and programs. It’s likely Bill knows you better than you know yourself, so you can trust that we’re all in good hands with the selection process.  We reached out to Gates for comment, which he was happy to provide, “I’ve got most of the farmland in the U.S. and I’m only going to produce enough food for 100 million, so either we take care of it now, or we have a hunger games situation later. I am just doing the right thing for the world and taking care of it now. Everyone can start sending me thank you cards whenever. I’ll be waiting.” There were objectors in Texas and Florida, but they have all disappeared or died under suspicious circumstances. In a lesser publicized move, the Bill Gates Foundation for Global Domination also finalized its purchase of the Skynet Artificial Intelligence Company, an AI-start-up based out of Washington State.