Bill Lumbergh
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Bill Lumbergh is a total dueche bag and the fact that he is a colleague of mine is an absolute disgrace. First off, he never went to Harvard. He went to Hartford but when asked says Hartdford with a Boston accent so it sounds like “Haaavaard”. The old fart isn’t even from Boston, the prick is from Phoenix.
Bill doesn’t even write his own shit. He hires little boys from Wilmette to write them and only pays them $15 per story. Did I mention he never graduated from Hartford? Apparently they have a thing against plagiarism.
Don’t take this story the wrong way, I love the piece of crap Bill and as long as he continues to bring in those delicious donuts from Daddy Donuts, he will be my guy. I just wish he showered since we share a cubicle. Not to mention….he constantly calls me the wrong name and I have known him for 20 years.
All douchebags deserve to be bought a drink. Sounds like a vinegar and water is owed to Lumbergh.