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Birds and Bee’s at Middle School

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For years sex education has been taught at the middle school level, however the coursework has always consisted of book work and lectures. A small school in Sioux City, Iowa has taken years of research and now put together a completely new curriculum for the kids that has been very effective. After years of male and female teachers having sex in the break room, we realized that practical labs might help students. This is the first school in the US where students get to watch live in person everything you can imagine (or have watched on pornhub). We spoke with newly hired teacher, John Holmes and here is what he had to say, “After years of practical experience and labs (on set in the 70’s), I realized I could teach this stuff and show demonstrations…no doubt it is disgusting and in many cases inappropriate, however this makes sure the kids really understand it all…heck, you can smell the teachings!”

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