Bluetooth Connectme

Bluetooth Connectme launched just two months ago by Chicago based divorce attorney Ronald Mynoose. He had this to say about the new innovation of Bluetooth Connectme, “Husbands hate telling their wife or kids bad news before they all get home…..this way as your wife or kids are pulling in the garage, you hit Bluetooth Connectme and you tell your family through the car everything, before they ever get in the house…..early bad news is better for most families rather than later!” We have a list of some of the things people discuss with their wife and kids over Bluetooth Connectme when they are all pulling in the garage:

• I lost my job of 25 years because I was trying to steal the pool table in my office…it didn’t fit in my fnn pocket
• The 401K has nothing left in it because I bought condo in Santa Rosa….we lost that also because of the wildfires from last summer…as you would guess…no homeowners policy….used that money for Xbox and a shit load of games
• The kids college fund is gone…..I lost a bet with Dave down the street about you divorcing me this year and you stayed with me….I thought for sure you would leave me!!!!! Thanks for sticking around or are you going to leave me now? Let me know asap…bet with Dave is back on!!

Bluetooth Connectme is going to change the world now that it is integrating with ChatGPT. You don’t have to do anything….ChatGPT can put together your divorce papers for you autonomously and you might not even know you are divorced.