Body Hair Placement

Dr. David Baldarssss realized the value of hair removal, but in the same vein felt hair placement might be an interesting niche. The good doc went down the path of opening several clinics that focus on hair placement. Here is what he had to say, “Some douche bag came into my office complaining he didn’t have hair on his balls….so, I grabbed the crazy glue…..fake hair…and shazam…he now has more hair on his balls then there is snow in Antartica…..to be honest, WTF is wrong with this dude…..bottom line, I am making a shit ton of money with 10 clinics each grossing 5.5M….bank that hairy..I mean Harry!!”