Bold Twins
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Arnie and Jamie at birth were born as identical twins. As you would imagine…..looked…acted….spoke the same. Everything about them was similar and often hard for others to tell them apart.
Jamie was sick of looking like his brother and decided to have facial surgery to look exactly like Vincent Schiavelli the actor. This surgery took place when Jamie was 3 years old. The doctors told his parents it was not the right thing to do, however at 3 years old Jamie told the doctor to do it anyways. His exact words, since we have the transcript were, “Weeve me wu wuck awone!”
Today Jamie is 24 and had this to say, “I had no idea I would look like that, however at 4 I was getting served and was able to vote which I thought was really cool…and at age 7 I ate my dog and didn’t go to jail or anything….at 11 I opted to not go on the field trip to the state capital building in Madison…history sucks!”
Arnie (the other brother) had one final statement about the ordeal, “My life got better…..I became the homecoming king…….went onto Princeton….helped Michael Milken upon graduation with some junk bond shit…then went to jail where I met my wife Lisa Schiavelli…..we had a son and named him Jamie…it is pretty fffd up…and it wasn’t my idea!”