Brad Pitt is Mad

Brad Pitt is always in the news for his talents and his personal life. However, this time he is in the news as it relates to intellectual property. Brad had this to say, “I trademarked my name when I was 6…..who are all these pricks who keep using my name….some guy named Brad who went to Ohio State for college continues to sign his name “Brad” on legal documents…first of all, that is my name and I want royalties (with the exception of his signature of speeding tickets)….who in the Son of Sam does this guy think he is…..whatever, I might change my name to Kurit if need be……but, I am looking forward to meeting Brad……he has nothing on me…..I believe his middle name is David….biblical….nice…..maybe that will help you…..but stay away from my name Brad…it’s mine!” We later learned Brad Pitt has a utility patent on his name……sounds like he can use the name “Brad” to open doors and get free tickets and dinners to …well, everything!