Bringing Life Back

Robert Liveanette was convicted years ago in Bend, Oregon for the death of his wife. She was in the house doing housework like most days. On that very day, Robert clocked her in the head with a hammer and death followed for Louise Liveanette. It was a very sad day as a good Samaritan was no longer living.

The story goes that Robert claims he was just hammering a nail into the wall and some how Louise head got in the way. Robert was unaware since he had his headphones on and had dark sunglasses on. With out realizing it, he pounded her head into the wall instead of the nail. As you would guess, he killed her, however, there remains a beautiful picture on the wall with a human head pounded into it. As you would guess, it is Louise.

Robert only had to serve 5 years and now is out of the facility in Santa Fe as of last week. He has totally changed his life. “I want to bring life in this world….any way I can…..I want to make what is dark alive!”

Two months later, Robert purchased a full scale ventilator and has been going all over the country to different burial grounds digging up dead bodies….performing CPR and using a defibrillator to bring people back to life. He had this to say, “Yeah….just today I found 4 people that were dead for 50 years…..threw the defibrillator on and bam…they were alive…..each of them were shouting WTF….who are you and what are all these fnnnn electrodes on my chest!” Each of these people have gone on to live productive lives and some of them went back to work. Robert stated, “It isn’t a miracle, pumping CPR is hard ass work….especially on dead people……..I actually hate doing this because now I am getting carpal tunnel…..but, I am willing to  repay my debt to society.”

Today, Robert is part of medical research going on at Harvard on the study of resurrection. The chief of staff at the Harvard University hospital had this to say, “I am sorry….this is fffffd up……and so odd……absurd……however, it works and the Harvard endowment for medical research has tripled….with that said, I am ok with this crazy shit!”