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Love at first sight is a saying we hear way too much. I loved her from the time I saw her l blah blah blah, yuck. In the case of the Wailen’s it was more like love at 2nd site. Wendy and Wally Wailen were married for 10 years but drifted apart starting about 11 years ago. You see they married out of convenience and were never in love. Sad story, yea I know, but it has a happy ending, not like the Deshaun Watson kind but still very happy.
Wendy was a lesbian and only married Wally to keep her family from nagging her. Wally for years always felt extremely uncomfortable in his own skin. Even the ads he was seeing on his phone and computer were for women’s clothes and accessories, as if they already knew. One day Wally just decided to have the sex change he always wanted. After the operation it became love at second site. The two lesbians now happily drive a Subaru and have 2 girls and golden retriever and live happy as can be.
As a side note Wally had his penis saved, stuffed and bronzed where now both Wendy and now Willamina can genuinely enjoy it. It is the first thing you see when going to their home……what a sight! It’s not a Heisman Trophy, but it’s something!
