Burning Man Plans to Ignite “Real Neanderthal Man”

For years, Burning Man has been a popular festival with all kinds of craziness going on. In 2024, they will be no longer igniting the once large wooden structure into a fire frenzy. Moving forward they have identified 8 Neanderthal men that have agreed to be dowsed in gasoline and at the very least burn their angles a bit. We spoke with one of them and here is what he had to say, “Gobeee…..fnnnn hot!”. Strangely that has brought a number of living dinosaurs that intend to partake in the event. One journalist said this, “And I thought the event was fffffd up before?”