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Mary Stoner of Clover City, Nebraska is sick of sharing her Marijuana with her friends who love to mooch off of her. She has come up with a unique answer to this problem. She has developed the first and only Marijuana Suppository and has the patent for this multi use product. Mary said “I got sick of my buddies always using my stash and never bringing their own stuff. I had to figure out a way to get high without having to share, and while I was taking a sh*t it just hit me. If I can get high through my ass nobody will want to share it. I invented a special inserter that has to be used to get it in just right. Think about it, nobody wants to share that after it’s been used once.”
Turns out Mary is right, well at least 90% right as there are a few who are willing to share the device. It is recommended that if you are willing to share the device you are addicted to pot and need to seek immediate help.
