Many retailers and other retail establishments have leveraged loyalty cards as a means to customer retention and engagement. However, customers are sick of carrying around loyalty cards and downloading more shit to their phone. That is when David Russryan developed “HeadScandee”. David had this to say after leaving the grocery store, “That barcode on the […]

ChatGPT which has been touted as being more intelligent than humans just had a major setback after generating misleadingly false narratives on the origins of the coronavirus. The errors have garnered backlash from mainstream media outlets, government officials and the BTS ARMY. Upon breaking news of genetic evidence of the coronavirus in Raccoon Dogs, ChatGPT […]

MPL is here to tell you the real story. First of all, nobody lost a dime. The bank made it look far worse than is and the result is the federal government supplied100M in bail out money. Each banker took 5M and they all moved out to Australia to surf with Bode Miller. We asked […]