By Bill Lumbergh As Elon Musk attempts to continue to dissect and recreate Twitter, he is also allocating dollars to his flame throwing company. Apparently, his flame thrower company is taking off and continues to experience growth. An analyst at Bear Stearns had this to say, “This crazy asshat is a complete capitalist….and succeeding…I might […]

By Bill Lumbergh Dave Jargon has been with Initech for the last 25 years. For the most part, it has been smooth sailing with several promotions. However, when he was in the bathroom, he caught his boss whacking off. He didn’t just catch him in the act, he quickly caught all of it on video […]

Johan Carpas of Tallahassee Florida was arrested today after the police received several complaints from women who had purchased custom holiday cards from his website, HistoricalPenictures.com. The website allows users to choose from a variety of historical figures and have them inserted into family photos for use on greeting cards. Some people chose to have photos of their family in front of a decorated tree standing next to Abraham Lincoln. Another favourite was in front of a hearty fire with Donald Trump.