National Payroll Appreciation Week begins this week. All companies will be forced to comply by paying all employees who work in payroll a one time lump sum of 1 million dollars. Additionally, each employee is allowed to bitch at their boss who most likely treats them like dog poop. This is an effort to help […]
A new commercial high-rise development in the heart of San Francisco is doing it’s part to provide inclusivity to the various genders and ideologies by having individual bathrooms for all. The 10-story Celinto Catayente Towers is expected to have it’s grand opening on September 1st, and markets itself as the first fully bathroom-friendly office building […]
Nabisco, the artist formerly known as the National Biscuit Company, announced today that they are making a gigantic move into uncharted territory, the Edible Underwear market. That’s right, your favorite cookie manufacturer will now be offering a selection of edible undies that is sure to delight the taste buds before you dive into your partner’s […]