Nabisco, the artist formerly known as the National Biscuit Company, announced today that they are making a gigantic move into uncharted territory, the Edible Underwear market. That’s right, your favorite cookie manufacturer will now be offering a selection of edible undies that is sure to delight the taste buds before you dive into your partner’s […]
Jenny Craig has long been a staple of the diet-conscious community, helping men and women shed unwanted pounds by providing specifically portioned, moderately healthy, easy meal options. However, with declining profits and a shift in the market toward body positivity instead of actual health, Jenny Craig is making adjustments to meet new demands. Now, in […]
After years of the best fast food fries ever known to any human (or ET), McDonalds will no longer be serving fries. We spoke with a McDonalds board member and here is what he had to say, “Do you know what that shit is made with? Let’s just say larva does more than harvest bugs……in […]