After years of the best fast food fries ever known to any human (or ET), McDonalds will no longer be serving fries. We spoke with a McDonalds board member and here is what he had to say, “Do you know what that shit is made with? Let’s just say larva does more than harvest bugs……in […]
Why do men love boobs? The eternal question that has hounded humanity for eons may finally get an answer as the National Institute of Health has awarded Dan’s Research Inc. with a $10M grant to study why men are fascinated with women’s bazoongas. “Real ones, fake ones, big ones, small ones, ones the size of […]
Scientists from around the world continue to be baffled by an annual, ancient stomach parasite that affects only the female population. Every year, especially in the wake of Holidays such as Valentine’s day, or large events like Taylor Swift concerts, massive spikes in outbreaks are reported. A Researcher, who asked to remain anonymous as their […]