The medical association of America has put out a communication indicating that milk chocolate is the cause of Covid. They are urging all American’s to only eat dark chocolate moving forward. Here is what Dr. Doodlescadberry had to say, “First, it is an insult to eat milk chocolate because it tastes like shit…..dark chocolate is […]
Jim Parker knew at an early age that he wanted to be a doctor. Both of his parents were doctors in Lake Forest, Illinois. The private golf club membership was part of his youth at birth. As he entered school to pursue his dream of being an Anaesthesiologist, he knew exactly what he wanted or […]
Narcissism has always had a very bad connotation; however, Dr. River Stonehedgehog has found it to have benefits few people understand. At MPL, we are here to share the research findings: Your sex life is self-serving and it is ok for you to scream “I love myself….oh…I love me” The compliments your receive are plentiful…..you […]