Tom Cruise in his quiet absence of Hollywood founded a new religion. We had a chance to speak with him and here is what he had to say, “It all starts with unleavened bread……all my Jewish friends say everything in religion and digestive problems starts there…..solid foundation…..I meant solid foundation of shit…..Also, all men must […]
A new tech company out of Portland called Ballseezer Technologies has developed a scanning device that will provide a full genital scan of your “privates’ with infrared rays. The scanning process allows it to be done while your clothing is on. The technology process has only one small risk, fire. This has only happened on […]
Kevorkian Corp. launched this year by Donald Kevorkian (stepbrother of Jack Kevorkian) who survived being euthanized last year. Approved legislation just came through in Vermont for all a-holes to be euthanized (or at least most). We spoke with “Dying Don” as he likes to be called and here is what he had to say, “First, […]