The president of the United States and Cabinet put out a national communication indicating that Santa is 100% fake. This will disappoint kids quite a bit, but the federal government wanted to show in good faith they are honest. We spoke with Bill Edoosh who is in charge of all national seasonal events and here […]

For years, Burning Man has been a popular festival with all kinds of craziness going on. In 2024, they will be no longer igniting the once large wooden structure into a fire frenzy. Moving forward they have identified 8 Neanderthal men that have agreed to be dowsed in gasoline and at the very least burn […]

Another year, another big L in the loss column for local Plumber and father, Benjamin Dover, in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Competition. The losses keep piling up for Mr. Dover, as he has now reached forty consecutive years without taking home the title. Since the day he was born, Ben’s mother Ann Dover has […]