After years of legislation and a strong voting turn out…..squirt guns are legal. Many kids had no idea there was an unenforced warrant for their arrest the last 3 decades. We spoke with Officer Asshill and here is what he had to say, “I was ok with the squirt guns…..until my sister shot herself and […]
The feds have decided to work closely with T-Tex tape to go after the human mouth market. It is very possible all of us will have tape over our mouths by the end of August. T-Rex is in production making 330 million rolls (1 per person, but Rosey O’Donnel is two roles and Amy Schumer […]
Just went you think you have seen it all, the restaurant “Twin Peaks” opens a section in the back of the eating area for customers to try on bras. We spoke with an employee and here is what he had to say, “Mostly men lobbied for this idea and women have jumped in…I am stoked […]