McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib I’m begging of you please don’t take my man McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib Please don’t take him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare With weeks old flaccid buns with hair With bleached onions and meat 50% lean Your smell is like a can of Valvoline Your go down […]
Doctors are finding out that eating too much is a great way to lose weight. After further research, there is scientific evidence that the more you eat, the more you barf and shit. Arnie Slim had this to say, “I was 350 and about 5ft 9…..now I only weight 185…..after eating more than my stomach […]
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