Dating these days is not easy, even with the online dating apps out there designed to help you swipe to meet the person of your dreams. Nancy Lowell is a self proclaimed dating expert who takes a unique approach that not many people will like. Nancy explained her advice, “Everyone wants the attractive part and […]

Henry Mathers has found what he calls the cheat code of life or what his boyfriend Tom calls “FayGay” or fake gay. These two heterosexual beings have decided that life is better by being classified as gay. We asked Henry to help us understand this and he explained, “At first, I lived 30 years of […]

Aries: Your independent electric company venture (funded by Dana White, President of the UFC) will go belly up this week. “White Power Inc.” was a bad choice Taurus:  Time to look for a new job. Looks like the door-to-door meth/heroin sales market just isn’t what it used to be. Gemini: Your 23-year old date invites […]