I had never been to Olive Garden before, because I heard they microwave their food. But I finally went there for the first time. I didn’t know what to order so I asked the waiter for his advice. Waiter, “Is this your first time here?” Me, “Yes.” Waiter, “Then I’d suggest The Tour of Italy. […]
As school has been in session for a majority of the country, the first set of progress reports are making their way across teachers’ desks and into parents’ mailboxes at home and email boxes as well. In the weakening of society’s standards, as well as the generational parental acceptance to not hurt the feelings of […]
In the wake of the successful release of millions of genetically modified mosquitoes in Texas and Florida, with previously unseen Malaria popping up in both states, and EPA approval for the release of millions more, the Bill Gates Foundation for Global Domination is moving into phase 2. Phase 2 involves the release of thousand of […]