On the eve of the FIFA Women’s Word Cup in Australia / New Zealand, FIFA has awarded Mars as the host location for the FIFA Men’s World Cup in 2030. Mars’ bid won the competition over several well known locations including the Moon, the International Space Station and Antarctica.   The Mars bid was led […]

The MLB, for years, has focused on the popularity of baseball. Charlie Sheen is currently the commissioner of the expansion league called the MLB (Major League Balls). The league will help minor leaguers make considerably more money by whacking wood bats against jack ass fans right in the balls with a Louisville Slugger that heckle […]

Dateline:  Chicago, IL    June 20, 2023 Co-Authored by Holden Chambers Following up on our previous story of Charles Grimm III, who was discovered by this reporter to be illegally residing in the historic Wrigley Field scoreboard. In a follow-up conversation, Mr. Grimm revealed that the main reason he started living in the scoreboard after he […]