Dateline: Chicago, IL June 20, 2023 Co-Authored by Holden Chambers Following up on our previous story of Charles Grimm III, who was discovered by this reporter to be illegally residing in the historic Wrigley Field scoreboard. In a follow-up conversation, Mr. Grimm revealed that the main reason he started living in the scoreboard after he […]
The governing body voted last week and discovered there is no need for kids to wear a “Cup” for protection. Here is what the head commissioner of the National Baseball Association for Ugly Kids had to say, “Look, not only are most of these kids fnnnn ugly…..few of them have balls…….for that reason, no cups […]
The American Association of Bull Riding is trying to expand their fan base. The AABR is trying to get kids into the exciting sport of Bull Riding and the VP of marketing Tommy Fazeplant explained their new outreach, “We need to expand our audience and so we are trying something completely new. Instead of starting […]