At MPL we had a chance to speak with the Bears coaching staff and here is what they had to say about their most recent loss, “We just realized for the last several years we have only been putting 8 players on the field…..nobody on the coaching staff had any fnnn idea…then again, most of […]
NCAA has been forced to change its name from “NCAA” to its new name “NCA”. We spoke with the college athletic association leader Luis Mouthdog and here is what we had to say, “Some asswipe trademarked the letter “A” to be used on any form of initials……he also trademarked the term asswipe, but that doesn’t […]
Joey Chestnut was seen choking on Halsted and Division in Chicago. Surprisingly, he was choking on vegetarian hot dogs. We caught up with him and here is what he had to say, “I am sick of real hot dogs…..actually, I am sick of eating in general……but I figured if I choked and died from eating […]