NCAA has been forced to change its name from “NCAA” to its new name “NCA”. We spoke with the college athletic association leader Luis Mouthdog and here is what we had to say, “Some asswipe trademarked the letter “A” to be used on any form of initials……he also trademarked the term asswipe, but that doesn’t […]
Joey Chestnut was seen choking on Halsted and Division in Chicago. Surprisingly, he was choking on vegetarian hot dogs. We caught up with him and here is what he had to say, “I am sick of real hot dogs…..actually, I am sick of eating in general……but I figured if I choked and died from eating […]
Tonight, the NFL season kicks off with the defending Super Bowl Champions hosting the Detroit Lions. For the first time in the history of the game, there will be two significant changes that will be fairly noticeable for both the fans and the players. The players will be using a Nerf football. Along with the […]