By Bill Lumbergh As Donald Trump announced his new line of NFT Digital Trading Cards, Dan Gaetz (ally of Trump, Florida Republican 1st District Representative, son of Rich and Millie Gaetz, party boy, man about town, and bona fide douchebag) released his own “Dan Gaetz: Adult Trading Cards. The set is now available online through […]

By Bill Lumbergh YOOGLE Launches! Google has clearly become a household name on a global scale. It has also made every person in the world lazy as shit (we just repeated what someone said). The founder of Yoogle, William Noteazee has found this problem huge and finally identified a solution. This resulted in building an […]

By Bill Lumbergh Inventor Dr. Allen Helverson is at it again, and college students are lining up to sign up to test his new product. There is still much concern after Dr. Helverson’s last invention failure, The contact computer, where people implanted contacts in their eyes with a minicomputer screen inserted into the contact. The […]