After years of legislation and a strong voting turn out…..squirt guns are legal. Many kids had no idea there was an unenforced warrant for their arrest the last 3 decades. We spoke with Officer Asshill and here is what he had to say, “I was ok with the squirt guns…..until my sister shot herself and […]

The feds have decided to work closely with T-Tex tape to go after the human mouth market. It is very possible all of us will have tape over our mouths by the end of August. T-Rex is in production making 330 million rolls (1 per person, but Rosey O’Donnel is two roles and Amy Schumer […]