Changes in Cannabis

We continue to see states all over the US legalize the use of recreational and medicinal marijuana. However, the federal government has stepped into make some changes to the formulation of Maryjane.

The lead chemist in the FDA took the time to discuss with us all the changes and expectations of the new formulation. Here is what Bill “Hulk” Bixby had to say, “Moving forward, you have to use a blow torch to light this shit up…enough of using a wussy lighter….use the damn torch..it is also imperative you have gasoline all over your hands prior to lighting…far better chance of crazy stuff happening….lastly, marijuana smells like a skunk and we are changing that….moving forward it will smell like Kimchi or even better Gefilte Fish.

We caught up with millennial Marc Cedarburg and he had this to say, “This is some good shit…..but it smells more like the dead squirrel I keep under my bed, rather than weed…anyways, not bad and glad to see the feds get involved….those guys rock!”