Charlie Sheen Starts MLB Expansion League

The MLB, for years, has focused on the popularity of baseball. Charlie Sheen is currently the commissioner of the expansion league called the MLB (Major League Balls). The league will help minor leaguers make considerably more money by whacking wood bats against jack ass fans right in the balls with a Louisville Slugger that heckle in the stadium. Here is what Charlie had to say, “Lots of people think I am nuts….why do they think that…well, I am realty weird….but funny I am…this league will drive unreal tv ratings….name something more funny the a dude getting slammed in the balls…..you can’t….I just hope it is not me….this is fnnn funny….I might have it done to my brother Emilio Estevez…..why do we have different last names?….maybe I am adopted?….I need to look into that shit…if I am, I will slam a bat in Martin’s balls with some hesitation…….he will be pissed (but won’t be able to piss or take away my inheritance….or live)!”