Chicago Bears Decided to Use Draft Picks From Fantasy Football

The Bears have struggled as a team over the last decade. That is when the front office decided to use draft picks from Bill Savages fantasy football league. Bill holds a fantasy football league that he wins every year. The Bears felt that Bill (albeit fat and drunk most of the time) has a pretty good grip on putting together good teams year in and year out. The Bears front office had this to say, “We are desperate!” Bill had this to say about his new job with the Bears (full time coach illegally recruiting), “I am still fat….and most of the time drunk….but now rich and able to get fatter and more drunker…..a dream come true!”