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Not really satire.

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Chicago Bears Forced To Change Their Name

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Several of the folks from the front office of the Chicago Bears were in Montana on a retreat before the season. As you would imagine, they all had Bears hats and garb on while they were hunting. The head of operations was eaten by a grizzly, however he is ok (just no head for now). Grizzly bears swarmed their tent and actually began chanting to the front office to change the name. Moving forward the Bears will be called  the “Velociraptors”. This goes into affect immediately and they are looking for a full time mascot. Trust story….No gimmicks!

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