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Chik-Fil-A Now Open on Sundays

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After further discussion with the Board of Directors at Chik-Fil-A, they will be opening up all restaurants on Sundays (sort of like Delis on the east coast). This has opened up a door for kids of Jewish faith and other faiths to work on Sunday. Additionally, they are now going away from the famous saying “My Pleasure”. Many customers felt “My Pleasure” meant something else.. As a result, lox (nova) have been put on the bathroom doors. Bill Smithstein was just eating lunch there on a Sunday and had this to say, “My pleasure my ass….handing me a chicken sandwich that makes me shart is hardly a pleasure (grateful to give it to my asshole brother when he is around)….thank g-d they brought in the lox…..for me, it is an insult to not have lox……I have been waiting for this for years…heck, throw in some horse radish next year….Mazel Tov and please keep giving my brother the chicken sandwiches….with pleasure……he is deserving and a putz…he should pull his lip over his head and swallow!”

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