Christmas Anniversary

By Steven Spark

It’s another anniversary together my love.  I feel like I’m the luckiest man in the world to be living with you, and waking up next to you every day.

I still remember the first time I saw you 15 years ago. It was love at first sight, love at first touch, love at first smell.  I want you next to me for the rest of my life.  

Thank you for loving me, listening to me, and always handling my meat exactly the way I like it.  And letting me put it in you anytime I want, anywhere I want, especially at picnics.  I love you George Foreman Grill.  Always and forever.