Civilian Space Flight

NASA has led the path for space flight for so many years. Today we are seeing the ability for regular civilians with deep pockets to take a trip into space. This is an amazing century to be living in.

Jump King Trampolines was started back in 1948, however as we round 2023 they continue to build innovation in trampolines. The CEO, Bill Stubers, had this to say, “We see a lane open for space flight for kids of all ages…..one jump on this tramp….no joke, you get all the way to the moon…..as you get back to earth, we have some cream puff thingy that makes your landing soft…..we have only had two kids get all the way to the sun and both died…..it was sad, but truly a testament to the POC (proof of concept)….we believe there are military applications to shoot shit from these things…yeah…human feces…still working on the GPS device so we stop hitting people on the main land…..not gonna lie, fnn hilarious to see a lady with her Gucci purse and shit all over her face….anyways, psyched for a great year for the company!”