Clothing Drive Starts!

As social responsibility becomes far more important to most companies, several fortune 500 companies are “Doing Good”. The result is many companies are doing clothing drives to give the homeless clothes. Fortune 500 companies are asking their employees in corporate to disrobe on site and give away their clothes or they will lose their jobs. Each employee gets a handsome bonus upon a full year of nudeness. This has caused employees all over the US to walk around the HQ completely nude. It has also popularized nude colonies all over the US. We spoke with employees and they had this to say, “Being nude at work has its perks….no need to watch porn or let my imagination run wild…..it already is front of me from 8am to 5pm….no need for distractions when they are all around me…..don’t have to pull my pants down to pee or shit…..sure my kids think it is odd…then again, so do I…….can’t wait for work tomorrow since we have new hires!”