Cloud Software Stolen

Former inmate Jack Liedalot was recently released from jail after 7 years. He pulled off one of the biggest heists of cloud platforms. After years as a technology engineer for several major tech companies in Silicon Valley, Jack figured out a way to steal Cloud software platforms. Here is what Jack had to say, “First, I am smart as shit…second, I just took my private jet up as far as I could fly into the sky……stole all Cloud platforms and that was it….yes, Cloud platforms all reside in the sky…….there is no cool tech way to explain it…all that shit is in the sky like everything else….even some dead people were up there..pretty ffffd up shit….are shrooms federally legal…..Happy Easter!”