College Football Season is Canceled, “Protect The Penis” Movement Starts (Endorsed by Athletic Supporter Ventures)

As supply chain continues to be a problem, men’s athletic supporter factories can’t produce them for the next two years. The result is college football can’t start unless someone has the balls to play under those conditions. All the conferences are trying to figure out a way to “Protect The Penis”. It is a movement that will save many young athletes lives and even more future lives.