Conan Impersonator
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Mark Lyle of Boise Utah has come out with his new book, The Life and Times of a Conan O’Brien impersonator. Mark explained the difficulties of pretending to be a comedy legend, “It was great at first, people would give me the best tables next to the window without any reservations. The people of Utah were so happy to think that a genius of comedy would live amongst them. Sure it helped that nobody really knew what he looked like. Being 5 foot 7 with brown hair made life as an O’Brien impersonator difficult, sure I took advantages with the ladies and that’s when the shit hit the fan. Apparently, Conan is known for being, (pauses) for being rather well endowed if you know what I mean. Unfortunately for me I am just half an inch short of being designated as having a micro penis. Word got around and that is where my career went off the rails. I was lucky to find a doctor called the Dick Doc on Tik Tok and he lengthened my career amongst other things and I thought I was back in business. I was all in now, not just sexually but as an impersonator so much so that I had a procedure to lengthen my legs, ouch that was painful.”
Mark, the most famous Conan O’Brien impersonator in Utah now can’t go around town without being harassed by fans and paparazzi. He shared his plight us, “I can’t get away, I have no privacy. It is hard enough being a black man in Utah, add in the fact that everyone thinks I am Conan and now no one will leave me alone.” We asked some of the fans who gather outside his home for their thoughts, Billy Tyler said, “I just wanted to get an autograph from Karl Malone, I have no idea why he keeps signing his name as Conan.”
