Consolation Game: Ohio State VS Michigan
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It has always been a rival like no other, however this year both teams will be playing in the consolation game. The NCAA saw yet another way to make the season more interesting.
Coach Harbaugh had this to say, “First, my wife and I want all your newborns to live with us…I mean every one of them….my wife and I will take care of them no matter how many you have….we want them all….and also, please tell Randy Johnson to stop showing up at my house unannounced….anyways, as a team we are looking forward to this game since we got crushed by TCU….just another chance for me to look nice on tv and be an asshole in one sentence….yes, I am having the dimple on my chin removed before next season!”
Ryan Day had some closing comments after the loss to Georgia tonight, “Well, I know my face gets red out there….I had to take a shit the entire game…as soon as Ruggles missed the field goal, I shit myself..yeah, I said that in poor English..I shit myself……..we are excited to play in the consolation game….me in particular because I get another cool million and my wife will let me take another cooking class………I have to go now…busy having a staring contest with the cat down the street…..I hate that cat……10 years of this shit…enough is enough!”
At least they get one more game