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Coo, Coo, Ca-choo: Where Have You Gone Morganna the Kissing Bandit?

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Long-time Baseball fans are feeling nostalgic for an era when autographs and souvenir foul balls were more important than selfies, tik-tok likes and memes. The weekend couldn’t come soon enough to hear the theme song (Jet Set) from This Week in Baseball in preparation to hear the great baseball stories from the week voiced by Mel Allen. Then aspiring little leaguers could get their dose of baseball education learning skills from a new guest every week on the Baseball Bunch. Although rivals on the field, Johnny Bench and dugout wizard Tommy Lasorda, had a familial chemistry working together to inspire youth to love the game more.

After recent shenanigans (link) at the ballpark including a startling on-field fan visit NL MVP candidate Ronald Acuña Jr. and a Belly-gate scandal at Guaranteed Rate Field, this recovering baseball fan asks, “Where have you gone Morganna the Kissing Bandit?”

Coo, coo, ca-choo Kissing Bandit! Baseball misses you and your antics (link)!

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