Copy Machine
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Even though we live in a world where everything continues to be digitized, the copy machine lives. Jack Litmyself has found the most hilarious way to almost get fired from jobs and has never been fired. The last two decades he has followed the CEO’s of several prominent companies into the copy machine room. We are talking CEO’s from HP…Apple and IBM to name a few. He then goes to the copy machine right next to these “C” level folks while they are making copies. From there, he proceeds to make 500 copies of his face. In each instance the execs ask him what he is doing….and he has the very same answer, “I am just making sure the copy machine works and here is wallpaper for your kids rooms!” At this point he has never been fired.
Jack had this to say, “Look, if you are going to pay me to sit on my ass all day, then I am making copies and its going to be of my face….technically, it is work and more importantly I have never gotten fired…..plus, my face as wallpaper is radical for any kid…..and yes, I am the shazizzzle….anyway, gotta run, I took a new job with Xerox to be their spokesperson and I report directly to the CEO…I just hope I don’t get fired!”
