Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Costco Challenge

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How long can you be in the Costco freezer until you have to get out? This may sound funny, however Costco is building a Cryogenics program. As you would imagine, Costco has a much-reduced price for Cryogenics services. Move in…..stay in….become frozen…and the balance of your life is relegated to a lifetime of being frozen. They even have family plans based on your family size and how long you want to freeze family members. David Disney had this to say, “Only if Walt knew this…he spent 70K and his head came off….at that point someone at the facility thought it was watermelon and started eating it….I am here to tell you…..that was Walts fnnnn head!”

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