Crappy Invention

Ron Belfer is an inventor and is always looking to come up with the latest and greatest inventions. His latest invention was a disaster even though Ron defends his edible urinal cakes any chance he gets, “People just did not understand the beauty of edible urinal cakes. It was designed to get rid of the urine smell but also be safe to eat in case a kid decided to take a bite.  Maybe we shouldn’t have added the vanilla cream filling, or made them look like miniature birthday cakes but the kids couldn’t get enough of our cakes. We are learning from our mistakes and have decided to stop filling them with cream but add a chocolate coating but white chocolate so it looks elegant in the urinal.”

Ron is always trying to build a better mousetrap, however the edible mousetrap was no good, as 3 kids lost part of their tongue as a result of trying to eat it. Ron has decided to move in a different direction out of the edible inventions. Ron shared with us his newest adventure, “I have a great invention for young parents who are trying to potty train their kids. Kids hate to sit on the toilet or even the plastic kids one, so I decided to making crapping as a kid so much fun. I turn the toilet into a dump truck that kids can sit on shit on and ride on while have a shitload of fun. The best thing is, when they do a number 1 or 2, the dump truck honks it’s horn to reinforce their action. Just make sure to clean it after each time, otherwise it will be a smelly situation. So far our test parents and kids could not have been happier, except for the Meyer’s family. Unfortunately for them their kid tried to turn the corner too quick and let’s just say that their carpet will never be the same. Good thing the cops weren’t there because the kid was shitfaced.”