CRAZY-CON – 3 DAYS ONLY!!!

You’ve been to Comic-Con. You’ve been to Horror-Con. The Anime Expo. Fan-Con. Gamer-Con. The Cosplay Expo. And of course, the AVN Expo!

The newest convention is finally here…

Bat-Shit Crazy Celebrity-Con!!!

Coming this July 12^th through the 14^th, all of your favorite B, C, and D-list celebrities that have absolutely lost their minds will come together for one giant convention at the Charlotte, North Carolina Convention Center to take pictures, sign autographs, and possibly assault attendees in search of their favorite insane celebs.

The bill will include Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Manson, Andy Dick, Courtney Love, Britney Spears, Dennis Rodman, Mickey Rourke, and a gigantic straight jacket full of others.

The headliners on the ticket will be Randy Quaid, Gary Busey, and Kanye West who will make guest appearances and challenge conventioneers to fights at 10:00, 1:00, and 4:00 on Thursday the 13^th.

D-listers Snookie and Danny Bonaduce will be the first to sign autographs and pose for photo ops on Wednesday. Bonaduce will be the main attraction in the Angry Punching seminar. He will dedicate 30-minutes to simply punching inanimate objects while singing Partridge Family songs. Snookie will host a seminar on proving why she feels she is more famous than she actually is.

Crispin Glover and Dennis Hopper will hold a 45-minute Q & A session on the benefits of constant-complete body shaking while NOT being diagnosed with Parkinson’s. This will be followed by a Q & A session with Chevy Chase and Shia LaBeouf on the benefits of getting along with nobody.

But the real fun will take place on Friday when the headliners Quaid, Busey, and Kanye square of in a 3 on 3 Tag Team wrestling match against Andy Dick, Mickey Rourke, and Dennis Rodman. The winning team will win $3,750 that they get to donate to their favorite charities. At this point each celebrity has claimed their favorite charities as themselves.

Don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to see your favorite Hollywood (and very far away from Hollywood) “used to be” stars, get some autographs, take some photos, and possibly be accosted by them.

All proceeds will go to the Tom Sizemore (RIP) Broke on Coke Foundation.