Crazy Glue has New Applications

The economy and world have changed everything. Even marriages have gone through a set of financial and worldly challenges. Crazy Glue has been around for years and has recently done some groundbreaking research. The company has discovered that if you crazy glue a couple together they will stay together.  We spoke with one of the senior leaders and here is what he had to say, “By the use of Crazy Glue between two bodies…there is no fnnn way you can’t stay together……even if you hate the shit out of each other, you are together for life….I had the surgery to remove my wife because she is such a nut bag………guess what, they still could’t get us apart……we are still together…this shit works….this sucks!!”